Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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