How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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