Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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