Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
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