You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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