But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
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If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
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I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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