party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
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i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
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I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
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