So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
vagina is talking i cant
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We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
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He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Maybe he injected his testicle?
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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