PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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