question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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