Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
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This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
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I'm like, not good at living.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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