Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
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the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
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I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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