Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
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