not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
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Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
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I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
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