Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
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Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
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I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
he just fucked me for my cheese..
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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