i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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