I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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