PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
Randomize
