Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
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Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
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you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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