i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
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whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
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So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
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