i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Randomize
