YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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