I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
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They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
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My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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