Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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