my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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