Grow some girl-balls and come out already
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
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When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
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Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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