if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
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I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
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I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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