If you die in college, do you die in real life?
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
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currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
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Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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