Farmville is her only friend.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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