She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
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What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
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I made him laugh his dick is mine
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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