You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
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