So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Randomize
