Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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