what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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