Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
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Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
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Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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