I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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