Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
Randomize
