I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
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its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
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Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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