My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
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I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
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Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
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