I've blown a few things in my day
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
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Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
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I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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