Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I CAN MOONWALK!
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
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