I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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