do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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