I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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