i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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