Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
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