so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
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By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
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my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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