At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
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i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
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And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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