Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Randomize
