Michael Bay diarrhea
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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