They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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